Vitamin D

So I'm researching foods with vitamin D and discover that it is the type of vitamin that needs processing and is meant to be 'activated' by sunlight - which means we really are plants!

My ideal man would be like a plant. Maybe a palm tree - tall and strong but flexible. I would really like it if he came with his own pot; even better is if he doesn't require a lot of attention. A guy who looks good indoors or out; a guy who won't get in my way. I don't care what my houseplants get up to during the day as long as they're around when I need them. That's pretty much all I ask of a man. Oh and decorative would be good but nothing flowering.