Can I get the authentic plastic surgery please.....

Honestly, I really want to love the fact that I'm aging. I want to believe that I am still sexy and desireable; that I'm stronger now than I was 20 years ago; that 50 is where life begins! It's really freaking hard. If I could have free painless plastic surgery by the best in the business with guaranteed results I'd sell my mother. And really, plastic surgery has been a part of western culture for such a long time that in some circles it is considered an authentic part of the aging process. And sure those circles contain mostly crazy people, but they're rich crazy people and when you get right down to it I have to confess that the rich part may be the only thing holding me back. If I won the lottery tomorrow would I book an all-over Lipo session? No. If I had grown up with crazy rich people I'd own shares in Botox.

I'm getting over being bitter about the whole thing and that's progress. It's like going through stages of grieving for your youth. But was youth really all it was cracked up to be? Oh yeah it was.